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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(Source: but-then-i-laughed)

(Source: africant)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

mogarmorelikerungar:

This is cuter than it should be :3

mogarmorelikerungar:

This is cuter than it should be :3

kenezbian:

podcast-king:

adam ellis is like a big tough lumberjack viking but also a giggling little girl who likes ponies

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awkward-lee:

Close, but no banana

awkward-lee:

Close, but no banana

psydragon:

I MEAN COME ON

butterpaint:

lol

calebtdenecour:

Group shot if all 11 Achievement Hunters. Happy 6th birthday to us! 

Photo Credit: Jack Plunkett

calebtdenecour:

Group shot if all 11 Achievement Hunters. Happy 6th birthday to us!

Photo Credit: Jack Plunkett

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(Source: barrel--rider)